IDIOT OF THE MONTH: THE BURK FROM BERKELEY

by Duns Scotus

There has been a lot of competition for the much-coveted Alternative Right Idiot of the Month Award recently, with special efforts being made by white, liberal, anti-police-brutality protesters, keen to show solidarity with the "Black Community" but somehow getting roughed up in the process. 

The most laughable example to emerge so far is that of an elderly bearded man in Berkeley California, who was keen to demonstrate that not only was he a sensitive White man who felt the pain of his Black brothers, but also a keen cyclist!

Wearing a cycling helmet and a home-made protest T-shirt with the slogan "Cops: Stop Killing Black Men," he certainly stood out among the be-hooded "youths" that he had foolishly chosen to ally himself with. Things took a nasty turn when he tried to assert his "white privilege" in order to stop them looting a Radio Shack to instead focus on the much more important business of his moral posturing. One hammer blow to the head later, the bearded, Black-loving, bicycle-riding burk from Berkeley was one idiot award richer, but alas none the wiser.