Like dutiful Politburo members standing and clapping with one accord for Premier Stalin—and nobody daring to be the first to let up on the applause—the critical establishment is effusively pouring forth copious streams of gushing affection for Black Panther, an upcoming Marvel movie featuring a black superhero and set in an Afrocentric futuristic Utopia called "Wakanda."
Update: and yet behold! Some potato-munching miscreant from Ireland has played spoilsport, disrupting formerly held "100 percent fresh" approval rating at Rotten Tomatoes.com! Surely such heretical hatespeech ought not be allowed to stand... Surely a forced public recanting and apology is in order! Andy issues a demand that the consensus be vigorously enforced, with EXTREME PREJUDICE:
