The "Museum of Pizza" bills itself as "an immersive art experience celebrating pizza." It is apparently set to open for a two-week span of time in New York City in late October.
It is unclear what the #MOPI museum will feature, but the ad campaign it has adopted is overtly sexual and thoroughly (and, one might observe, quite proudly) degenerate in nearly every way imaginable.
The promotional video the #MOPI has put out (see below) is in fact nearly as nausea-inducing as Rachel Bloom performing her "My Sex Junk" song on the Bill Nye program last year. Thankfully, however, it is shorter. Still, those with faint hearts or itchy fingers on their "triggers" should perhaps skip the content and just read the description I provide below the video post:
Description (for the benefit of the faint of heart or the easily enraged):
--First, a rather Semitically-featured, bespectacled Millennial-aged woman licks her lips while a gay-looking black dude in blood-red bikini briefs poses and struts. The buck feeds the lady a slice of cheese pizza while seductively nibbling another slice.
--Then, a transvestite of indeterminate ethnic origin—sporting hoop earrings, a nose ring, a mesh halter top and high-heeled black boots—undulates for the camera, licks his/her/its fingers, and holds a slice of cheese pizza in front of his/her/its crotch before inserting the slice "sexily" into his/her/its mouth.
--Then, an elderly couple, clearly Jewish, take the stage. They are dressed in garish, matching blood-red suits. The woman dances flirtatiously with her cheese pizza, bringing the man to obvious arousal; he mops his brow and grins lecherously while neurotically adjusting his Woody Allen-esque glasses.
--Finally, arrives the most disturbing segment of the video. After all of these hypersexual shenanigans involving adults, we are introduced to a child... A young black girl—possibly eleven or twelve years old—dons a pair of goggles, and she is hit, in garish slow-mo, with a blood-red load of tomato paste. The goo coats her hair thickly as she shakes and giggles.
It looks suspiciously like what those in the porno industry might call a "cum shot."
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Prior to 2016, the viewer might find himself genuinely puzzled by such an approach to advertising this event.
If the museum is supposed to be about the deliciousness of pizza, then why not highlight the food itself: the history of the dish, the most common ingredients, and so forth? Why instead do it up like some kind of depraved Robert Mapplethorpe-like photoshoot, putting on queasy displace a wide range of deviances, including clear overtures to those of the pedophilic persuasion, while actual pizza only seems to be incidentally included?
However, given that the events of 2016 exposed that "pizza" possessed a certain sinister esoteric meaning to certain "inner-circle" people, the imagery surrounding the "Museum of Pizza," unfortunately, seems quite apropos indeed.
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Andy Nowicki, assistant editor of AFFIRMATIVE Right, is the author of eight books, including Under the Nihil, The Columbine Pilgrim, Considering Suicide, and Beauty and the Least. Visit his Soundcloud page and his YouTube channel. His author page is Alt Right Novelist.com
