I SUPPORT ALLE-GORE-ICAL VIOLENCE AGAINST CNN

by Edwin Oslan

Known alternately as the Corporate News Network, the Communist News Network and the Clinton News Network, CNN, a channel that less inquisitive minds have decided is the “centrist” and “balanced” news channel between a right wing Fox and a left wing MSNBC, committed what can only be described as an act of terrorism and intimidation.

THE ALT-RIGHT AND THE DIALECTIC OF "HYPERREALITY"

by Alex Fontana

There have been a slew of articles lately that have been fumbling around trying to get a hold on this thing we call the “Alt-Right.” Good luck with that! Many of these have been reactionary pieces for mainstream ed-ops. The most notable was by the part-Jewish homosexual Milo Yiannopoulos, who has taken it upon himself to wear the mantle of Alt-Right pundit.

OF CHIMPS AND MEN

Ferguson riot control.

by Colin Liddell

As demonstrated by the riots across America, Blacks can’t handle the truth, the truth being that some cop shot some thug in order to save his life. When the shooting happened there were riots, and now that the decision has been made to clear the police officer there are yet more riots. Looks like any excuse to torch a looted liquor store.

Sensitive Whites talk about the "tragedy" and send their reporters into danger to show empathy with the rioters; while some even suggest that Darren Wilson, regardless of his innocence, should have been offered up as a sacrifice for the greater good.

POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS AND THE MORAL BUBBLE

by Siryako Akda

Deep in the bowels of hate and iniquity, lies a board that is filled with even more HATE and INIQUITY. This board is filled with "Stormweenies," "PUA womyn-hating serial killers," "maniacal neo-nazi reactionaries," "Cum-skins," "Shit-skins," "Butthurt prone AZNs," "Merchants" and "Libertarians."

This board, dear readers, is /pol/, which is short for "politically incorrect," and this super secret cabal of cis-privileged right wing super-nazis will bring about "The Great Happening" that will merge Ron Paul, Nigel Farage, Putin, George Zimmerman, Tila Tequila and Based Assad into the great hermaphroditic savior-messiah of the Western World.