Showing posts with label Alternative für Deutschland Party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alternative für Deutschland Party. Show all posts

THE GENIUS OF MERKEL IS THE USEFUL IDIOT OF GERMAN NATIONALISM



The central question of German politics since 1945 was always: “How will nationalism make its comeback to the German political mainstream?” Like a good suspense novel the German political system kept us guessing for a long time and even threw in a few political red herrings.
  • Would the Cold War see a form of German nationalism revived as a counterpoint to the militarism of the Soviet Union? Some of the scenes from the 1965 movie Battle of the Bulge clearly hinted at this.
  • Would Helmut Kohl’s 1990 reunification of east and west lead to a less cucked Fatherland that wasn’t scared of its own historical shadow?
  • Would the NPD be able to brush off its rough edges and overcome infiltrators from the security services to edge out of its East German ghettos?
  • And what about Pegida?
There was plenty to keep us guessing. All these narratives caught our attention for a while, only to reveal themselves as entertaining distractions. But, finally, with the results of Sunday’s election we were given our answer – the true German post-war miracle, the return of a nationalist party, with some caveats, to mainstream German politics was down to the machinations of Germany’s most brilliant and scheming politician of the last 20 years, Angela Merkel.

GERMAN GOVERNMENT DECIDES TO SPLIT THE ANTI-RAPE VOTE


Let me explain German politics to you.

Point One: The German government, Chancellor Angela Merkel, and the two main political parties are all in favour of rape. That is why they opened the borders to millions of horny young guys from Africa and the Middle East who have little chance of getting sex any other way.

Point Two: The German people are pretty cucked because most of them still buy the "Muh Holocust" bull-crap.

FICTION: SCHNITZEL FOR HERR SCHMITT

An everyday tale of moral signalling by German Volk



It was another beautiful Spring day in Merkel’s Germany. The new rainbow flag fluttered proudly in the southerly breeze, high above the little town of Fritzmal.

“Perhaps that same breeze is right now carrying here to us yet more migrants from the Southern Lands,” thought Heinrich Schmitt in syntaxically challenged German, as he cycled leisurely home along the “Eco Lane” from his job at the automobile factory.

Back in 2017, Merkel had been installed as Chancellor-for-Life after democracy itself had been declared “racist.” This followed the moderate success in local elections of the soft civic nationalist party Alternative für Deutschland. Once granted supreme power, her first act had been to change the flag from the accursed black, red, and gold that she loathed to the new rainbow flag. Next week it was to be changed yet again, with the addition of a dildo bisecting an Islamic crescent moon over the coloured bands.