"MY SEX JUNK": AN ALT-RIGHT DRAMATIC READING

Alternative Right assistant editor Andy Nowicki delivers a solemn and deeply reverential "spoken word" rendition of "My Sex Junk," Rachel Bloom's manifesto of polymorphous perversity-positivity and scientifically-verified genderfluid normalcy, as first performed to great acclaim on "Bill Nye Saves the World."

WEIRD SCIENCE

Bill Nye: the freaky-deaky sexual perversity propagandist guy?

by Andy Nowicki

Bill Nye became known to most American schoolchildren of the '90s as "The Science Guy," a lovable, bowtied eccentric who would entertainingly display various scientific principles, like, say, friction, or gravity, or electricity, or other generally unquestioned factual phenomena.