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Showing posts with label Dusseldorf. Show all posts

GERMANS ACHIEVE NEW BREAKTHROUGH IN DIAGNOSING MENTAL ILLNESS


The scientific and psychiatric worlds were aghast and amazed yesterday by a new German breakthrough which allows even unqualified operatives, like police officers and journalists, to instantaneously diagnose mental illness in seconds.

The breakthrough came at a Dusseldorf train station, where a man of Muslim background was instantly diagnosed as "mentally ill" after going on a rampage with an axe and seriously injuring seven people. His race and religion were of absolutely no importance.