Allahu Akbar! May blessings be upon your camel, your goat, and your nine-year-old bride(s)!
Great tidings have come to us from across the sea, from the land of the infidels in the Northern Island beyond the Franks, that our Islamic son, Saddiq of Khan, has won a great victory over the pork-eaters, and has been elected by the kufars and the unbelievers to the Emirate of Londinistan, where already we are raising great mosques and minarets to call the faithful to prayer, and where already we are teaching the sons of donkeys of the English to lower their eyes and beer cans before the beloved of Allah.
Great tidings have come to us from across the sea, from the land of the infidels in the Northern Island beyond the Franks, that our Islamic son, Saddiq of Khan, has won a great victory over the pork-eaters, and has been elected by the kufars and the unbelievers to the Emirate of Londinistan, where already we are raising great mosques and minarets to call the faithful to prayer, and where already we are teaching the sons of donkeys of the English to lower their eyes and beer cans before the beloved of Allah.
