RUST NEVER SLEEPS

Michael Moore comfort eating.

by Daniel Barge

I would hate to be Michael Moore's home help right now, as that poor woman (presumably an illegal alien from South of the border) is going to have to deal with the gargantuan mess made by that lump of lard as he loses control of his bowels through a fit of fear brought on by the inevitability of a Trump victory. Loathsome as he is, Moore is at least smart enough to see which way the wind is blowing—and the more it blows away from this flatulent, over-fed freak the better.

POSTCOLONIAL SELECTIVE OUTRAGE

China — Too Big and Non-White to Oppose

by Bay Area Guy

I’m going to do something radical and completely out of character; I’m going to cut Zionist Jews and Israel some slack! You heard me right. Is it because I’ve come to embrace organized Jewry and Israel? Is it because I somehow believe that Israel is in fact not guilty of its various crimes against humanity? No and no. I’m doing it because liberal Zionists are actually correct when they insist that the far left and various Social Justice Warriors are hypocrites when they single out Israel for special condemnation. I guess the blind squirrel can find the nut every now and then.