STIHIE: ABORTION DRONES

The phrase "Death from above" has just taken on a whole new meaning, after it was announced that an abortion-facilitating NGO plans to use drones to deliver abortion pills to women in Poland who wish to "terminate their pregnancies" (Orwellian Newspeak for "murder their unborn children").

Motivated by its Catholic faith, Poland is one of the few White countries that still clings to reasonable restrictions on flushing embryonic human life down a toilet, a conservative position that the pro-abortion forces of the EU and the international West seem intent on chipping away at with every weapon in their arsenal. 

STIHIE: CHINA BEGINS MASS PRODUCING INFLATABLE SEX PONY DOLLS FOR WESTERN PERVERTS

Ready for (s)export.

Any society will have its share of freaks, dysfunctionals, and sad, broken people. Thankfully they are usually a tiny minority. But when a Chinese factory starts mass-producing a specific product aimed at what should be a tiny minority among this tiny minority, then you know that something is desperately wrong and that your society may be nearing "peak freak." 

The Hong Yi company in China couldn't care less what Western perverts want, and they probably don't even know what a Brony is, but they know enough to sense where a profit can be made.

Recently the Chinese manufacturer announced the mass production of human-sized Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls. This is a character from My Little Pony that is a particular object of sexual attraction to the various sexual retards, transsexuals, and "otherkin" loser fags who fetishize characters from what started out as an entertainment franchise marketed primarily to grade school girls. They possibly do this because society doesn't allow them to direct their sexual attentions at actual little girls just yet.

STIHIE: JIZZBERG vs. FATBERG

Typical New Yorkers

"They call it a 'jizzberg' because the active ingredient is human semen," said Anton Jones, lead engineer on the repair project. "It's miles and miles of ejaculate, kleenex, lotion, and torn up love poetry blocking the pipes, which causes a backup when it rains hard."

Masturbation is inversely related to human fertility, so this report that New York's sewers are being clogged by a "jizzberg the length of Long Island" should ring alarm bells about the survival prospects of modern urban Western man – just as London's notorious fatberg, which has a more established news pedigree, should raise concern about the dietary habits of sedentary Londoners.

But while London's Fatberg is merely grotesque, nothing captures the moral depravity and existential horror of what the West has become as successfully as jizzberg, a giant globule of clotted-up cum blocking up the rat-infested sewers of "the city that never sleeps." This is what modernity represents – the coagulation of humanity, all races, all sexual practices – those involving males, anyway – in one undifferentiated amoral, stomach-churning mass. Even if this story turns out to be part of the "bullshitberg" of the internet, it is nevertheless a perfect symbol of our modern world.

STIHIE: CELEBOMORPHIC SURGERY

Any civilization can carry a fair proportion of freaks and weirdos, but the West is clearly overdosing on them. With a culture that leaches out the conventional components of identity – race, nationality, age, religion, personal achievements, etc. – people are increasingly left with an "identity vacuum," providing a strong growth medium for particularly outlandish forms of "identity construction," such as the growing trend towards celebomorphic plastic surgery.