HOW TO NOT GET SHOT BY THE POLICE

by Bob Steinberg

[TRIGGER WARNING: Whitesplaining]

With the amount of police shootings liberals are complaining about these days you’d think that a black man can’t walk outside without getting brutally massacred by cop. In fact, that’s what some liberals are actually saying. But even if you’re black, it’s actually really easy not to get shot by the police. Furthermore, there are steps YOU, as a black man, can take to not only avoid getting shot by the police, but to avoid negative police interaction PERIOD!

At this point, you’re probably asking “But Bob, HOW do I not get shot by the police?” Let me start with my credentials. I have a quarter century’s experience in not getting shot by the police. For years, I’ve been able to not only avoid getting shot by police, but I’ve been able to generally avoid negative police interaction period. Now, you may be on the verge of a pavlovian response, ready to scream “WHITE PRIVILEGE” as your liberal slaveowners have told you to scream–before you do, let me tell you that yes, I did utilize White Privilege, and you can too. I’ll get to that.

"ARE YOU BORED AND WANT SOMETHING TO DO?"

Thanks to the electoral breakthrough by the Swedish Democrats (SD), who won 13% of the vote at the last election and now hold the balance of power, common sense is finally starting to be spoken in the Swebola-infected madhouse of the Swedish parliament.

In this eloquent and deeply dignified parliamentary speech, Kent Ekeroth, a rising star of the SD, points out the insanity of Sweden's decision to impose multiculturalism and the conditions of racial suicide on itself. Was it simply a case of Leftist politicians feeling they needed a "challenge" to make their boring jobs more interesting?