EMASCULATED GROOMS OF DOOM

Andy Nowicki reflects upon—and revulses over—a new Instagram page which demonstrates conclusively that marrying men in the West have officially forfeited all masculine dignity and have instead become wailing, weeping, walking vaginas.

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DANCING DADS OF DOOM

by Andy Nowicki

@AndyNowicki

Apparently for some time now, though I'm not sure exactly how long, "baby dancing," a unique species of aerobic dance jazzercise, has been a thing that some young mothers do.

TRANS-JENNERISM AS PSY-OP

Macho, macho man.

by Andy Nowicki

@AndyNowicki

Those who know me are well aware that I'm not the type of person to express reflexive disdain for the variegated flotsam of popular culture; in fact, I find the haughty "Kill Your TV" tropes favored by some social critics rather annoyingly smug and needlessly dismissive.