"HAIRBALL HILLARY" COUGHS UP A FUR BALL OF SPECULATION

Cat lovers and cat ladies will be familiar with their cute little pets suddenly stopping what they are dong, then hunching over―retching and wheezing―until a moist little furball is produced. This is quite normal for a cat to do, and is due to the fact that they lick a lot of fur, but it is quite shocking to see a Presidential candidate do this. This leads one to wonder just how much "fur" Hillary Cliton has been licking, and in what context. Is there, after all, some truth in the rumours that she has been conducting a lesbian affair with her close assistant, the sultry and hirsute Huma Abedin? It certainly couldn't be her poor health making her cough that much because Hillary's doctor keeps assuring us that she is in tip-top condition.