ARE DOLPHINS REALLY GAY?

by Alt-Right News

There have been disturbing reports of large scale gay behaviour among dolphins off the Western coast of Australia. But are dolphins really as disposed to homosexual activity as certain humans with an agenda claim? And even if they are, how valid is it to make inferences about human society from the behaviour of aquatic animals?

OBAMA ANNOUNCES THE ADOPTION OF A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM

Independence weekend surprise: Prez issues edict mandating a new national anthem

by Andy Nowicki

In a stunning announcement sure to spark controversy, President Obama announced Friday that he has issued an executive order that the United States will adopt a new national anthem.

"The time has come," the president intoned solemnly, as he spoke to the assembled DC press corps on the eve of the Forth of July weekend. "Change is never easy, but sometimes it is necessary," he added.

The new song, Obama indicated, would replace Francis Scott Key's Star Spangled Banner, written in commemoration of the valor of American troops in their defense of  Fort McHenry during the War of 1812. The Banner had been a patriotic favorite for many decades, prior to being officially recognized as the official national anthem of the United States by President Woodrow Wilson in 1916.