SLUT-SHAMING THE "OUTLANDER" WHORE (CUZ SOMEBODY'S GOT TO)

Portrait of a faithless whore: Goodbye, loving husband, hello hunky Scotsman!

In this, his latest vlog (this time minus the "v"), Andy Nowicki discusses the disgraceful moral bankruptcy of the new chick-show Outlander, in which, following an inexplicable temporal separation, a young woman flagrantly breaks her marital vows to her loving, caring husband, but that's okay because her hubby is SOOO boring and her new lover really looks hot in a mini-kilt.

Listen to the vlog (mlog? slog?) here, at Andy's Soundcloud page:

https://soundcloud.com/jnow1101/moremoviemisandry-1

Also discussed: And While We Were Here, featuring a glorification of yet another faithless wife.


Andy Nowicki, co-editor of Alternative Right, is the author of eight books, including Under the Nihil, The Columbine Pilgrim, Considering Suicide, andBeauty and the Least. He occasionally updates his blog when the spirit moves him to do so.

TROUBLE IN TWILIGHT

by Andy Nowicki

If you've walked through a checkout line in a grocery store lately, you've probably seen the earth-shattering, heartbreaking news. Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani! Your dreams have been betrayed, your hopes deceived, your spirit horrifically sodomized and left for dead. Your sink to your knees, gasp for air; tears cloud your eyes. You look again... yes, it has happened. Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart are splitsville.

"But how can this be?" you ask yourself. "They seemed so happy together..." And you grasp frantically at the glossy pages on the newsstand, flipping through one celebrity rag after another, groping desperately for anwers. Soon enough you have an explanation for this tragic turn of events, but it makes no sense. It doesn't fit with anything you've previously known to be true. You are baffled, and appalled.