TOWARDS A MYSTERY MEAT MONARCHY?

An artistically reinterpreted picture of the Royal Couple and their prospective offspring.

by Colin Liddell

The recent announcement of the forthcoming marriage of Prince Harry and a 36-year-old, partially black divorcee is troubling for many people for a variety of reasons.

The most obvious and safest reason to object is the fact that the women is well past her sell-by date and clearly "on the turn," being three years older than Harry, and of an age at which a woman's ovaries start packing their bags. She also clearly has a long sexual history with a variety of partners. My guess is around 20 to 30.

SEX, ALIENS, AND HOLLYWOOD BIAS IN STAR TREK BEYOND

Jaylah, hot alien game

by Falko Baumgartner

Star Trek has always been a vehicle of the do-gooders, even before the term was known, but the themes of peace, respect, and friendship of the peoples, which have been running through its universe like a red thread, have resonated well with the audience in the time of the superpower conflict and Mutually Assured Destruction (fittingly abbreviated to MAD). After the cold war, cultural Marxism and political correctness fully took over the Enterprise, but the series still holds some value for those viewers who have been more intrigued by the looks of the latest starships, photon cannons, and intergalactic beauties.

Wait, did I just say that? Am I sexually attracted to female aliens? Yes, I am.