The following magical tale is an excerpt from Andy Nowicki's upcoming collection of new and old material, Low Status Male.
by Andy Nowicki
A beautiful princess of a vast and wealthy kingdom had two handsome suitors vying for her hand in marriage. She decided to test them, to see which one was best qualified to become her husband. She took the first into her castle and informed him, "To prove yourself worthy of me, you must perform various difficult and life-threatening tasks."
