THE MUSEUM OF PIZZA(GATE)

by Andy Nowicki

The "Museum of Pizza" bills itself as "an immersive art experience celebrating pizza." It is apparently set to open for a two-week span of time in New York City in late October.

It is unclear what the #MOPI museum will feature, but the ad campaign it has adopted is overtly sexual and thoroughly (and, one might observe, quite proudly) degenerate in nearly every way imaginable.

THE PORN GULAG: "PRETTY MAIDS ALL IN A ROW"

The following passage is taken from Andy Nowicki's collection of essays, Ruminations of a Low-Status Male, Volume 3: On Being Unwanted. Volume 1 and Volume 2 are also available for purchase.

A lesser-known film than "The Graduate," but one which charts roughly the same thematic course, albeit in a rather more openly sleazy manner, is Roger Vadim’s 1971 movie “Pretty Maids All In a Row.” 

THE RADICALIZATION OF MIDDLE AMERICA (NAMELESS PODCAST)

In his latest "Nameless" Podcast, Andy Nowicki discusses how, according to a new Pew poll, conservative-leaning Americans (read: non-SWPL white people) are growing increasingly radical in their opposition to the predominant opinion-shaping institutions of the country, namely the media and the academy.

"MY SEX JUNK": AN ALT-RIGHT DRAMATIC READING

Alternative Right assistant editor Andy Nowicki delivers a solemn and deeply reverential "spoken word" rendition of "My Sex Junk," Rachel Bloom's manifesto of polymorphous perversity-positivity and scientifically-verified genderfluid normalcy, as first performed to great acclaim on "Bill Nye Saves the World."

WEIRD SCIENCE

Bill Nye: the freaky-deaky sexual perversity propagandist guy?

by Andy Nowicki

Bill Nye became known to most American schoolchildren of the '90s as "The Science Guy," a lovable, bowtied eccentric who would entertainingly display various scientific principles, like, say, friction, or gravity, or electricity, or other generally unquestioned factual phenomena.

THE DEATH OF SEX

by Duns Scotus

If there is a problem, it is only logical to yearn for its solution. If your house is on fire, who would not wish for the flames to be doused? If you have a disease, who would not crave an appropriate antidote, even if there were none available. A problem always implies a solution, even a hypothetical one, and even when the solution is worse than the problem, or the cure worse than the disease – that too is simply a problem calling for its own solution.

One of the most intractable problems of humanity is sexuality and its various aspects.

Firstly, it has been essential to human propagation, and for this reason it has been exempt from any truly radical critique – except on the lunatic fringe. Secondly, it has been associated with some of the highest and noblest aspects of human nature, and inextricably intertwined with them. When purified, rarefied, and sublimated, the crude sexual instinct becomes the foundation of such laudable elements of human nature as chivalry, family feeling, masculine honour, and even feminine chastity. Indeed, many of our traditional virtues have developed in symbiosis with – or more accurately in direct opposition to – our sexual natures. To strike at sex, therefore, is to a certain extent to strike at humanity.

NAMELESS PODCAST: THE PEDOPHILIA 'SOFT SELL'

In his latest "Nameless" Podcast, Andy Nowicki tells how he became convinced that our cultural commissars are now engaged in a low-key, low-frequency, subtle 'soft sell' to de-stigmatize pedophiliac and pederastic sexual practices.

FIFTY SHADES OF OPERANT CONDITIONING

by Alex Fontana

"I know very well that these transgressions are not really transgressive, but are just artificial coloring serving to re-emphasize the grayness of social reality." 

Slavoj Zizek

I admit it, I caved. Curiosity peaked, and the phenomenon of "mommy porn" just would not go away, so I admit it: I watched Fifty Shades of Grey, and now I have to take a long, long shower, mostly for the tackiness and hammy acting, which I'm not sure will ever wash away.

I was not scandalized by the film; it was rather a tamed and unimaginative version of La Belle et la Bête. For the mature, emotionally stable adult, the film was a flop as a stimulant, neither appetizing sexually nor artistically; it was just a dud, hardly worthy of review. The dangerous and noteworthy thing about the film lies in its tipping point as a cultural phenomenon, and its influence on younger people or those with immature minds.

STIHIE: CHINA BEGINS MASS PRODUCING INFLATABLE SEX PONY DOLLS FOR WESTERN PERVERTS

Ready for (s)export.

Any society will have its share of freaks, dysfunctionals, and sad, broken people. Thankfully they are usually a tiny minority. But when a Chinese factory starts mass-producing a specific product aimed at what should be a tiny minority among this tiny minority, then you know that something is desperately wrong and that your society may be nearing "peak freak." 

The Hong Yi company in China couldn't care less what Western perverts want, and they probably don't even know what a Brony is, but they know enough to sense where a profit can be made.

Recently the Chinese manufacturer announced the mass production of human-sized Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls. This is a character from My Little Pony that is a particular object of sexual attraction to the various sexual retards, transsexuals, and "otherkin" loser fags who fetishize characters from what started out as an entertainment franchise marketed primarily to grade school girls. They possibly do this because society doesn't allow them to direct their sexual attentions at actual little girls just yet.