'I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW SICK I AM": 'BIG FAN'

by Andy Nowicki

"Big Fan" may well be the bleakest comedy I've ever seen.

Please note that I write "bleakest," not "blackest," though the movie—which stars comic actor Patton Oswalt and was written and directed by Robert Siegel, former editor-in-chief of the legendary humor magazine The Onion—is indeed quite black as well. But what resonates with the viewer after it is over isn't so much a sense of thematic darkness as a sheer, unshakeable conviction of hopelessness. You find yourself shaking your head sadly, as lingering chuckles catch in your throat.

CULTURIST LESSONS FROM WHINING BLACK ATHLETES

by John K. Press

Studying black athletes’ recent ‘take a knee’ campaign can help us ‘take back our country.’ But, only if we heed the five vital culturist lessons they teach us:

1. Black athletes give us a way to taunt black men generally. As detailed in my infamous “Grab ‘em by the @&#%” music video, on the court black athletes claim to be tough guys.  Determined to win, they ‘man up’ and make no excuses. But, off the court, they whine, “We can’t compete due to waaaaycism. Someone said a hurty word, so I can’t achieve! It’s not faiwwr. Waaaa!!” We have to tell them, “Black (so-called) men, stop crying like sissy-assed bitches and man up like you do in sports!!”

THE 'SPORTSBALL' SNEER

by Andy Nowicki

To make an allusion to a certain hairy-fairy poet of celebratory bombast and glorified deviancy (no, not Milo), every mass movement can be said to “contain multitudes.” Such a circumstance is inevitable, when one considers the fact that “mass” invariably equates to “massive”; when more people are added to a group, that which could be called the group’s essential core is in some way diluted by the result.

Thus, the would-be leaders of any burgeoning movement inevitably wind up imposing, or at least prescribing, with a heavy dollop of “extreme prejudice,” a certain top-down set of precepts or attitudes, to which those in the general herd (that is, the would-be underlings under these would-be leaders) feel a need to conform, lest they be ridiculed for the ridiculous gesture of standing alone with their hideously contrary views and looking like a bunch of uncool, uncouth, autistic fedora-clad goofballs who most assuredly never get laid. 

BLACK SPORTS, YELLOW SPORTS, WHITE SPORTS: TRUE DIVERSITY AT THE OLYMPICS

by Daniel Barge

The globalist left keep telling us that "diversity is our strength™" and that we can only have it through a ridiculous policy of open borders, mass immigration, political correctness, and race mixing. Predictably enough the Rio Olympics and the largely miscegentaed nature of the host nation is being pressed into service in selling this message, but to see its validity, just keep an eye on the medal table. Usually host nations do particularly well. China won in 2008 and the UK was third in 2012. But don't expect to see Brazil emulate any of that.

WHITE LIGHTNING

by Colin Liddell

There are those who would joke that it's no surprise that the French are good at running. But humor aside, it is great to see Christophe Lemaitre win the gold medal in the 100 meters sprint at the latest European Athletic Team Championships. His blistering run, in which he clocked up a personal best, not only saw him add to the European Athletic Championship title he won last year, but also helped to further undermine the myth that only Blacks of West African descent can compete at the top level in sprinting.