THE IDIOCY OF "LAUREN-GATE"

Considering the supremely silly "Lauren-gate" affair, Andy Nowicki casts a withering glance at the pathetic white knight simps in one corner before regarding the ridiculous "white sharia" spergs in the other corner, then asks, "Why not neither?"

'WHITE SHARIA',' 'WHITE KNIGHTING' AND WOMEN

by Andy Nowicki

Those who advance the hotly-debated “white sharia” meme on the alt-right appear at present to be waging a two-front war against their critics.

Fighting a war on two fronts isn’t necessarily an unworthy enterprise (though it did turn out to be a bit of a bunker bust for ol’ Adolf); however, in this case, the problem arises in that their two main modes of argumentation are mutually contradictory.

"I'LL BE THERE": THE WHITE KNIGHT ANTHEM ANALYZED

"If he ever hurts you, true love won't desert you!"

by Andy Nowicki

A while ago, I wrote about the species of pop song, known as the "Zowie, You're Awesome in the Sack!" number, in which a (male) lover's sexual prowess is remarked upon and celebrated with ardent, ingratiating, slightly unbecoming and overly-affected reverence by a sensually-wailing waif. 

In that article, I summarized the ways in which this type of tune--while seemingly male-praising--can in fact be doubly toxic to the cause of masculinity, as it simultaneously boosts certain less desirable elements of contemporary feminism ("Go ahead... Betray your loyal husband and fornicate with the sexy bad boy....You go, girl!") while also having the baleful effect of keeping men in a state of undignified sexual subjugation ("Zowie, she thinks I'm awesome in the sack! My sated hunger to be on the receiving end of flattery regarding my ostensible sexual prowess has now rendered me helpless to manipulation, by gosh!”) 

THE LAY OF SIR DUNCELOT

A Spenserian Tribute to the
Making of the Male Feminist

by James Lawrence

In modern times, when all is parody,
And knights and ladies few and far between,
One sighs to see the fall of chivalry
And courtship turned to purposes obscene;
But still the noble sentiment is seen
(Although, reciprocated, maybe not)
In youthful fellows, virginal and green,
Just like the hero of our present plot:
Though Duncan he was born, we’ll call him Duncelot.

WHITE NAT WHITE KNIGHTING

An all-too typical slobberingly worshipful commentary found under a pic of a Nordic hottie posted somewhere on the internet. By the hammer of Thor, what a wretched display of abject obsequious abasement... For Odin's sake, have some pride, Mr. White Knight White Nat! Get a grip, Wotan-man.

(Hat tip to the "White Nationalists posting pictures of edgy grim reapers" page for this memorable screenshot.)

See also: Aryan Women In Wheat Fields
               Bitchy, Bitter Holiday Wank
               The 'Patriachy' and Proper Manhood