DUP IN POWER IN UK: WHITE SHARIA ACHIEVED

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There has been much debate on the internet about what White Sharia is and what it will look like. Check here, here, here, and here for more.

Many thought it would mean White people behaving exactly like ISIS. 

ISIS, 1915 branch

Many thought it would mean White women walking round in full veils.

Some thought it might even involve giving up bacon.

Let me tell you, THAT is never going to happen, and just to prove it here is another picture of bacon.

So, what exactly is White Sharia and how will we recognize it when we see it? Well, no need to ask, as White Sharia has already been achieved in the UK, thanks to our great Prime Minister Theresa May.

In the past Mrs May has said some pretty complimentary things about Sharia.

THERESA MAY: SHARIA COURTS "GREATLY BENEFIT" BRITAIN

And all the time we thought she was talking about Black Sharia. We may have been completely wrong here, because, let's face it, when Mrs May's Conservative Party fucked up the UK election to world famous Anti-Semite Jeremy Corbyn (see here, here, here, here, here, and here), who did she call on to prop up her government? 

The DUP.

"Who the f**k are the DUP?" I can hear most of you still asking, even though it's been several days now and you really should have looked into this by now.

Quite simply the DUP is the political wing of these guys, the Ulster Defence Association, who are pretty good at 3-D socking up.

And this is their graffiti.

And here:

Notice how totally unshitty it is, unlike the drug-addled ethnic scrawlings on the walls of whichever multicultural Western metropolis you live in or near.

So what does the DUP believe in? Here are some of the public positions held by the party (their private ones are even better): 

LGBT rights

Ian Paisley Jr, son of the party’s founder Ian Paisley Snr, called homosexuality "immoral, offensive and obnoxious" and said he was "repulsed" by gays and lesbians. The party also championed a campaign called "Save Ulster from Sodomy."

Former DUP health minister Jim Wells once told a South Down hustings in 2015: "The gay lobby is insatiable, they don’t know when enough is enough." He also said children raised by homosexual couples were more likely to be abused or neglected.

Gay marriage

The party resolutely opposes same-sex marriage, believing in what they call the "traditional definition of the union," and has vetoed several attempts to pass new legislation. This is why they are called a "Unionist" party.

Party leader Arlene Foster said in 2016: "I could not care less what people get up to in terms of their sexuality, that’s not a matter for me – when it becomes a matter for me is when people try to redefine marriage." She also said, "I believe in union between a man and a woman"

Abortion

The DUP opposes abortion and any attempts to liberalise the law. Ms Foster last year vowed to prevent terminations being available in Northern Ireland. 

"I would not want abortion to be as freely available here as it is in England and don’t support the extension of the 1967 act," she told The Guardian in 2016. 

Climate change

The party appointed Sammy Wilson environment minister because he was a climate change skeptic who said the whole thing was a "con."

In 2014 he said: "We are already paying through the nose for electricity because we go down the route of the dearest electricity possible through renewable energy and are putting our agricultural industry in jeopardy because there is no greater producer of greenhouse gases than cows."

Trolling

As the above quote suggests, the Party also has some top-tier trolls as this kind of thing triggers the f**k out of shitlibs. Here are some more.

DUP assembly member for West Tyrone, Thomas Buchanan, last year supported an event promoting the teaching of creationism "in every school." The event included also offered "helpful practical advice on how to counter evolutionary teaching."

DUP politician Edwin Poots said the planet is a "young earth" created just 4,000 years ago.

"You’re telling me that cosmic balls of dust gathered and there was an explosion. We’ve had lots of explosions in Northern Ireland and I’ve never seen anything come out of that that was good," he told the Radio Times. 

Top troll!

The establishment sick fucks who run our society want to pretend that you have a choice, either this:

ISIS placing a bomb on a cat.

Or this:

But the DUP show that there is a middle road -- namely decent, morally upstanding White people with good, old-fashioned Christian values that help people lead useful lives and support a healthy civilization. This is the face of White Sharia -- and it is beautiful. 

PODCAST 53: ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION

Filmmaker and Alternative Right contributor Richard Wolstencroft delays his trip to the country to join Andy Nowicki and Colin Liddell to discuss the recent UK general election that defied predictions.

Starting off with a 20-point lead in the opinion polls, Prime Minister Theresa May was counting on an easy landslide victory to increase her Parliamentary majority and strengthen her hand in forthcoming Brexit negotiations. In the event, she ended up being humiliated by the "unelectable" Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, stripped of her majority, and forced to get down on her knees to the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) in order to stay in government.

Our panelists uncover what went wrong with May's campaign, and take a closer look at the party that holds the balance of power, Northern Ireland's DUP, a charming throwback to what political parties used to be like when they pursued the interests of their voters.

MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU

A Political Corpse Now Leads Britain

by Colin Liddell

The UK general election, which was looking so boring for so long, finally got interesting.

First, let me say that Theresa May’s decision to hold the election was the right one. At the time she was miles ahead in the opinion polls, but her party only had a very narrow majority. To go into Brexit negotiations with such a slim majority would have placed her in a position of weakness with the EU. Britain’s exit promises to be a stormy one, and the government’s popularity is sure to fluctuate.

SHORTPOD (8): A BORING ELECTION GETS A TERRORIST TWIST

Colin Liddell comments on the fake democratic choice of the UK General Election.

When Prime Minister Theresa May called a general election several weeks ago, her Conservative Party was leading the opposition Labour Party by over 20 points in opinion polls. This was supposed to translate into a landslide victory and a massive majority in Parliament, but a weak campaign by May and a restless mood in the country has helped her main opponent, Labour's Jeremy Corbyn, to narrow the gap.

PODCAST 29: CAMERON'S SECOND COMING

A week ago, David Cameron's stint as Prime Minister seemed all but over. Labour and the Conservatives were neck-and-neck in the opinion polls, and there were a host of smaller, left-leaning parties getting ready to do a deal with the Labour Party, a deal that would have made Ed Miliband Prime Minister. But then a sudden late swing confounded all the pollsters and put the ex-Eton public schoolboy back in for a second term. 

Andy and Colin discuss what happened to cause the astounding upset, as well as the ins-and-outs of Cameron's "Second Coming," which will also include an in-out referendum on EU membership.

LESSONS FROM THE UK ELECTIONS

by Colin Liddell

The UK elections have come and gone, and the story is now quickly fading into the twilight. So, what happened? What did we actually learn?

PODCAST 28: HANGING THE PARLIAMENT

Unfortunately, a "hung parliament" doesn't mean quite what you would want it to mean, merely being a British expression for a parliament in which no political party has a majority. With the UK general election just round the corner, Andy and Colin discuss what is sure to be one of the most interesting elections in British political history, with the only certainty being uncertainty.

THE MILIBAND MASQUERADE?

Milibang!

by Colin Liddell

Democratic politics always has had an ugly side, both in the types of personalities it attracts and the devious behaviour it encourages. The main reason for this is that it allows the broad masses to vote, lowering the audience IQ to a level that incentivizes the low-grade deceptions of unscrupulous politicians.

Ugly as it is, it certainly didn’t get any more aesthetically pleasing when Ed Miliband was elected leader of the Labour Party in 2010. With his robotic style and rubbery face, he evokes Mr. Bean possessed by the last of the Body Snatchers, or a piece of “Wallace and Gromit” claymation gone wrong.

For the present general election campaign, which will end on May 7th, a long, hard effort has gone into making “Ed” seem warm and personable – he was actually fitted out with a (rather ugly) wife shortly after becoming leader and was also designated as the father of her two children, although they clearly resemble their mother much more than their supposed father.

In an attempt to 'humanize' this unlikely leadership material he was also carefully coached on body language, facial gestures, voice, and positioning. The process has some similarities to a necrophile heating up the inamorata with which he has just eloped from the local mortuary.

SHOULD WE VOTE UKIP?

Nigel Farage, drinking up the nationalist vote?

by John Bean 

The British Democrats have only one Parliamentary Candidate standing at this election in this early growth period and that is Dr Jim Lewthwaite at Bradford East. Therefore we would recommend that in all other seats you could give your vote to any genuine nationalist or radical right candidate.

THE CRUCIBLE OF CONSENSUS AND THE COUNTER CURRENTS OF BRITISH POLITICS

A cup of tea, how very British!

by Colin Liddell

You'll probably have heard the expression "two cheeks of the same arse" to describe the false political dichotomy of two "centrist" parties offering themselves up to the electorate and producing the usual effluence.

This is almost always the case in US elections, and it has certainly been the case in UK elections, where the "centre right" Conservative Party and the "centre left" Labour Party typically contest power. Except that it's not really power, because whichever party gets in, only gets in by twisting itself into whichever awkward shape conforms best to the dimensions of the crucible of power.