THE CANADIAN DYNAMIC DUO: SOUTHERN AND MOLYNEUX TAKE MELBOURNE

by Richard Wolstencroft

So it's going to be a heavy night. I pick out a suitable jacket—one designed to protect me and help get me through the threatened mob of "antifa." It's a grey 'Rodd & Gunn' trench coat. A little "gangsta," but rather stylish in my view. It makes me look conservative, but with a bit of an edge, which is my usual favourite style.

The venue is fittingly La Mirage Reception and Convention Centre in Somerton. I have been there before for some event, so I know the basic lay of the land and where to find it.

MILO - LIVE IN MELBOURNE: A REPORT FOR ALTERNATIVE RIGHT

by Richard Wolstencroft

The date was December 4th, 2017. Milo Yiannopoulis rode into my home town of Melbourne on his Sedan chair to bring a little mainstream Alt Right mischief Down Under to the plebs and the normies. As one of Melbourne's top "Alt Righters" and head of the Alt Right field office in the Antipodies, naturally I had to pop along to see this wonderful circus.

THE NEW PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA — PAULINE HANSON

Pauline Hanson, deservedly the centre of attention.

by Richard Wolstencroft

Australia just had a parliamentary election –  both the Lower and Upper Houses – which means now is a good time to update the readers of Alternative Right on the political situation in the former colonies down under.

The result was a typical deadlock between the mainstream right-wing party – the Liberals (think Tories or Republicans) – and the mainstream left-wing Labor (think UK Labour or Democrats). We've been here before in 2010, when Julia Gillard scored a narrow victory for Labor.

In the week leading up to the election, the polls had been neck and neck as to whether the conservative Liberal Malcolm "Teflon Don" Turnbull – a cuckservative in the true sense of that name – would hold on to his recently acquired power or the equally cucked Labor dullard Bill Shorten pull off a coup and oust him. You see, Turnbull did a Brutus on his Julius Caesar about a year ago, on our own old school, moderate, right-wing, former Liberal leader Tony Abbott. I rather liked Abbott, I must confess – he of the very successful “Stop the Boats” campaign that literally did stop our refugee boat problem in Australia overnight.

WHEN DISASTERS AND MADMEN HAPPEN

Man Haron Monis, exhibiting the early signs of insanity.

by Daniel Barge

The premise of the satirical movie Idiocracy was that modernity, by making the world safe for idiots, would create a dysgenic system leading to a world of morons. We are obviously well on the way.

With various fail-safe systems and procedures now in place, we see the effects of this all around us. Any idiot can get in a car and drive any way he wants and the airbag will save him, and if that doesn’t the paramedics will. These idiots are no longer going to die. They will have to be killed or at least neutered.