ANGLIN BROKE THE INTERNET

True beauty

by Colin Liddell

I vaguely remember some meme from a few years ago about Kim Kardashian’s fart-muffler “breaking the internet.” Apparently the meme they were trying to promote was that her latest ass-flaunting photo shoot was so stupendous that the internet could not handle all the traffic that her fat-cushioned shit tube was generating.

TRIGGER LOVER

by Colin Liddell

Here in the UK, the BBC so much want to focus on the Rio Olympics and how Britain's team, with its strategically placed selection of well-adjusted non-Whites, is getting on with the important business of giving the post-Brexit nation the right gleam of international openness. However, instead of this they are forced to interrupt coverage of the multicultural "mytopia" to report on that ominous presence across the Atlantic, Donald J. Trump.

TARANTINO UNCHAINED

by Andy Nowicki

Many in the Alt-Right have grown quite angry with Quentin Tarantino of late, due to the subject matter of his latest two movies: Inglourious Basterds, which depicts a fictional Jewish squadron wreaking unholy (and ahistorical) havoc against the German high command during World War II, and now Django Unchained, which features a righteous black runaway slave exacting bloody revenge against a bunch of mean, depraved, and rapacious white slaveowners in the antebellum South.