Today is St. George's Day! So break out the old red-and-white banner (the police are on their way, you racist!), thump the "three lions" badge on your chest, and burst into the rousing chorus of Jerusalem, the stirring hymn that is tipped to become the official English national anthem when the UK breaks up in a few years time.
Notice anything odd about all these icons of English identity? They are all from the Middle East or Africa.
Notice anything odd about all these icons of English identity? They are all from the Middle East or Africa.

