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Saturday 25 May 2019

ONLY A MEASLY 12 MILLION AMERICANS BELIEVE LIZARD PEOPLE RUN THEIR COUNTRY

by Daniel Barge

Only a pitifully low 12 Million Americans (just 4%) believe lizard people run their country, according to an article published in The Atlantic in 2013. This is despite the fact that the "Lizard Hypothesis" would adequately explain why America's ruling class don't give a fuck about the American people and regularly use crass materialism, degeneracy, and media gaslighting "mind control" tactics to heavily influence them.

The Atlantic:
Today PPP released the results of a national survey looking at common conspiracy theories. Broken down by topic and cross-referenced by political preference, the results will not inspire a lot of patriotism. If you need to defend your fellow countrymen, be sure to note that the margin of error is 2.8 percent.

We took the findings and arranged them from most- to least-believed. And, just to inspire additional shame, figured out how many actual Americans that meant must believe in things like the danger of fluoride in water. (28 million, if you're wondering.)
The survey also reveals that 51% of Americans believe JFK was killed by a conspiracy rather than a lone gunman, 44% believe Bush intentionally misled the nation on Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction, 37% believe global warming is a hoax, and 20% believe vaccines are linked to autism (20%).

Surprisingly the survey did not bother to examine how many percent of Americans thought there was a deliberate attempt to conflate reasonable conspiracy theories, like doubts about global warming (37%), and suspicions about government involvement in 9/11 (11%), with obviously absurd conspiracy theories, like Obama being the Antichrist (13%), in an obvious attempt to discredit all dissident thought.

The final irony here is that The Atlantic is itself an elitist publication that obviously ran this story as a way to mock, demean, and sneer at ordinary Americans—exactly the sort of thing a ruling class made up of cynical reptilian overlords would do!

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