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Wednesday 20 December 2017

HEY THERE, JUDGY GIRL


“Georgy Girl,” a 1967 hit from Australia’s legendary folk act The Seekers, is generally thought of as an innocuous little number, complete with delicately pretty harmonies and even a cute little “whistling solo.” 

Truth be told, however, a toxic heart lurks beneath all the seeming sweetness and light.

The subject of the song is a young woman named Georgy, who seems quite satisfied with her life. Indeed, the demeanor she displays is spirited, even “fancy-free.”  However, the “judgy” female narrator of “Georgy Girl” thinks she knows Georgy better, and suspects that all is not well behind the girl’s happy-seeming exterior.
Hey there, Georgy girl, swinging down the streets so fancy-freeNobody you meet would ever see the loneliness there, inside you
A moment later, we find out why, at least according to the assessment of the quite nosy narrator of the song, Georgy is secretly unfulfilled: she isn’t flirting enough with men.
Hey there, Georgy girl, why do all the boys just pass you by?Could it be you just don’t try, or is it the clothes you wear?
Insulting another lady’s wardrobe seems unnecessarily harsh, even catty, on the part of the speaker. But note the context in which this derogatory declaration is made. The speaker would like to see Georgy dress sexier, so she might in so doing catch the eye of a boy or two. Why, she mourns, will Georgy not even “try” to be more alluring to the opposite sex?


Indeed, the speaker seems weirdly exasperated about the matter of Georgy’s absence of flirtiness, and her absolute unwillingness to make any effort to grow towards coquetry. She also remains weirdly fixated on clothing. “You’re always window shopping, but never stopping to buy,” she complains of Georgy, alleging that her propensity to needless frugality renders her “dowdy” and thus, presumably, undateable.

What Georgy ought to do, she counsels, is not only to purchase more glam threads; it’s also to adopt an altogether more sensual and passionate persona. Despite her marked exasperation with Georgy’s insistence on plain-Jane-ness of appearance and non-sensuality of temperament (however “fancy-free” it may be), the speaker nevertheless remains rather condescendingly optimistic about Georgy’s prospects for self-improvement, if she is wise enough to take the speaker’s advice to heart:
Hey there, Georgy girl, there’s another Georgy deep inside
Bring out all the love you hide, and oh what a change there’d be!
The world will see a new Georgy girl! Wake up, Georgy girl!
Still more insufferably, the nosy narrator instructs Georgy to get over what the narrator assumes to be the girl’s fear of the prospect of self-transformation.
Don’t be so scared of changing and rearranging yourselfIt’s time for jumping down from the shelf!
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As Hamlet would say, this “nosy Nellie” narrator’s presumptuous attitude “would be scanned.” 

Why is she (that is, the speaker) so terribly concerned with convincing this “fancy-free” girl to alter herself, both from without (vis a vis her wardrobe) and from within? And even if it’s true, as she claims, that Georgy is lonely beneath her “fancy-free” exterior, why is the proposed solution to “change and rearrange” herself? It is really so important to get the attention of boys, that one must alter the essence of one’s very being?

In any case, why is the notion of becoming “a new Georgy girl” asserted to be, ipso facto, a good thing? What is so bad about “old” Georgy, anyway? If change shouldn’t be feared, why ought it reflexively embraced? And why, in particular, should this type of change be considered necessary and salubrious?

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“Georgy Girl” essentially proselytizes for a “reverse-Peter Pan” perspective on human maturation. If Peter Pan wanted to remain forever childlike, seeing adulthood as an utterly unwelcome development, the speaker of this song wants to impose “grown-upedness”—specifically in the form of embracing a heightened state of sexuality—upon a character who doesn’t seem terribly inclined to desire this for herself. As the reader may have guessed by now, I would argue with the conclusions reached by this “nosy Nellie narrator”; moreover, I would question her motives in advocating such behavior for Georgy. I might even pen a scathing response, rap-battle style:
Hey there, judgy bitchWhy you wanna make Georgy a ho?Don’t you know that innocence is highly prized… by Jesus?Hey there, judgy bitchWhat’s it to you what dear Georgy wearsDon’t you it’s best to err on the side of dowdy… instead of slutty?
Though this response is lighthearted (along with being not terribly clever), I do find “Georgy Girl” to be a subtly poisonous anthem, masking its malevolent intent behind an eminently singable melody and placidly pleasant guitar-strumming. But in its lyrics we see the initial implementations of an ideology—namely, sexual libertinism as enforced doctrine-- which would in short time begin to bear poisonous fruit all across the Western world. 

The results have been, and continue to be, devastating, to men, women, and children alike.


Excerpted from Andy Nowicki's yet unreleased Ruminations of a Low-Status Male, Volume 3


Andy Nowicki, assistant editor of Alternative Right, is the author of eight books, including Under the NihilThe Columbine PilgrimConsidering Suicide, and Beauty and the Least. Visit his Soundcloud page and his YouTube channel. His author page is Alt Right Novelist.

4 comments:

  1. What? Georgy Girl is Orgy girl?

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  2. The song was part of a very successful movie, Georgy Girl, which in an offbeat way promoted the idea that motherhood is the true goal of being a woman. In it a seemingly naive girl spurns an older man's advances, has an affair with her flatmate's lover/husband and ends up caring for their newborn child. The kid is abandoned by both parents and Georgy Girl reconnects with the older, well off man she had spurned and marries him thus securing the child's well being which she values above all. The song is sort of a counterargument to a package that exalts the dowdy image as clever, devious and traditional. At the end the "new girl" is motherhood.

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    1. I think she is exhorted to shed her "downy feathers and fly" not dowdy feathers. ie to become adult, and maybe sexy. Sorry, autistic, I know....

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  3. This kind of cultural exegesis can be fruitfully repeated times thousands, going well into the 1950s. I'm in favor of it. I have had the same thoughts listening to Georgy Girl. ("Leave the innocent girl alone you edgy, newly-plastic cow!") Then you get to more patently vile things like Grace Slick mocking the newly solitary and misguided girl (no longer getting mated thanks to Slick's very 1960's values) in "Somebody To Love" and advocating she take drugs in "White Rabbit." There is so much. Or how the cute-seeming "Seven Faces of Doctor Lao" (1967, Tony Randall) is boilerplate White guilt/multicult propaganda in a nascent but complete form which later waxed gross and pandemic. It has it all: The foreigner is superior, Whites are bigoted brutes, children are only elevated and guided by foreigners, White men are greedy profit seekers, women's lust must be liberated and stoked... Or the way blacks have continuously introduced animalistic sexual content into music. As soon as anybody starts hitting modern sacrud cows like David Bowie and starts skewering such rats, things will get dire for the (((culture preceptors))).

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